Damn you middle man
There aint none left in the fridge
Best you go back dude

dave thomas, fat-faced
wendy fucker is dead, GOOD! his
TV adds sucked

buy yourself a new
dress frumpo, get your hair done,
maybe a new tatto

hobos are mostly tough they would kick your ass

go kill a hobo
the overlord commands you
eat his fingers first

You call me dildo
well if I'm such a dildo
stick me in your snatch

This site is still here?

I last saw it '98

(Diarrhea Stew)

Surging Pain Below

Sphincter burning chili fart

Wafted to my nose

so uninspired
even tits don't move me much
this fucking winter

random rewards, and
random punishments, equal
random reasoning

toronto midday
concrete is colder than ice
but warmer than me

It is a sad day.
Grandma is dead from cancer.
No more dick for me.
:(

a large black cockroach
regards me suspiciously
antennae waving

travelling down south
there can be lots of bobbing
before a richard

did uncle get bobbed?
and now granny has a cock?
the truth down under?

naming relations :
if she's ripe for a roger
is bob your uncle ?

town in texas
voted to change hello to
heven-o, amen

going to the edge
about to topple over
then backing away

could the NHL
players try to act just a bit
MORE ghey after goals?

confounded by smoke
i find no inspiration
in toronto's claim

paul keating told us :
we're the arse end of the world
so it's cracks all round

mule will work for you
ten years, for the privilege
of kicking you once

now we need a good
earthquake, to make times a bit
more interesting

cbc radio,
your better than silence
radio station

when she cries she looks
like me, when she sleeps she looks
like you: wake up fool :)

no, no, Toronto
used to be the big smoke, now?
it's the big crack pipe

pardon moi janis
don't know about toronto
it's a bit hazy

grab small potato
while ossama kicking in
french riviera

plumbers thought process,
shit flows downhill, and payday
is on friday

before submission
disciplinary action
was sorely lacking

Tandem randomness
always behind unlocked doors.
Who knows...traps, perhaps?

Unexplored for
centuries, by so-called
intelligentsia.

Jesus Fucking Christ
I thought that Toronto was
Called the big Smoke, right?

hanging on the vine
grotesquely testicular
wrinkled passionfruits

in these last few weeks
sydney deserves its nickname
it is "the big smoke"

Polishing the Car:
Making it shine? or giving
it some pierogies.

Fires in Sydney
Rural Fire Service fights;
Defending houses.

do not change your plans
i already made another date
with someone else

ouch that's hurting doc
but don't stop now much needed
dicipline kind Sir

i didn't realize
we were celebrating then
i am real stupid

my plans are cancelled
i am going to be with you
lets eat two filets

anniversary
weekend plans with someone else
disapointed me

i don't want to go
monday anymore. use the
coupon without me

a dynamo humms
zircon encrusted tweezers
apply rotation

I see the fires
burning across the nation
bloody fucking hell

polishing the car
watering the vegetables
smoking some ganja

A gal who buys green mud
from the grocery...
and lathers it on her face.

ageing: however
uncomfortable it is,
beats alternative

Wading in the blue
rings and ripples follow you
watch me follow too

Wading in the blue
rings and ripples follow you
as I follow too

in a perfect world
we would get paid for farting
i would be so rich

why is tunafish
not called just tuna, no one
says salmonfish eh?

I am so confused,
value pluralism? my
higher self fired me

everyone I know
seems to be sick today, what's
up with that huh?

Pure distance of time,
Why did I wake up thinking,
This is my last year?