This big, big, big room,
Has a bomb in it, somewhere.
GASP! *sweat sweat sweat sweat*

Noose around neck! Whee!
Swim in razors and lemons!Whee!
Kill yourself! Wheee!

You are all stupid
Only I write best haiku
Take long walk off pier

Janis Janis
Janis Janis
Janis Janis
Were you Chandler's girl?

Liza is funny
ahem! she's also green
no. it's not money
you better straiten your tail Mr.

Hey there mister moth...
Don't like you, don'tlike your friends
Yup, I'minfested

Laying their moth eggs...
Make babies! Make more babies!!
Is their battle cry

Moths, congregating
More moths? More irritating
Die moths, I'm waiting

I finally moved
And the moths moved here with me
Kill! Die! Burn Moths Burn!!!!!

my fingers are sore
been on the 'puter too long
my butt is sore too

Haiku, I miss you
Bad Haiku I miss much more
Janis nice web site too

HaNSoN REaLLy sUX da LiTTLE 1 iz A DOrK SuM 1 SHoULD KiLL em

This page really sucks
And I want to sign off now
I've been on for days

stupid olympics
canada lost the gold
joe nieuwendyk missed

WHEN I WAS YOUNG IN A TREE
I REALLY HAD TO PEE
I WAS SILLY AS COULDBE
I JUMPED DOWN, RAN AROUND,
FELL DOWN,AND THEN I SKINT MY KNEE

School's really boring
I enjoy sleepingand girls
More than Algebra

Here's an idea
Why not make another site
Just about nothing

This is just to see
If Janis actually
Ever reads these things.

THE TOILET IS CALLING
my colon is full
I wanna empty it but . . it stinks when i do

PROS AND CONS OF EATING DISORDERS
I'm anorexic,
makes my afro look bigger
my pants are falling.

I'M SLEEPYbed calls to me
leave me alone bed
you just want my time

I want to play games
Tekken 2 is in John's room
he's down stairs, wAKE UP!

but, why is he mad?
why is he yelling, stop punk.
It

hell damn and bastard
can be spoken and no boobs
this here is PG

sitting on a girl
stupid thing, sit on me, girl
this is not stupid

John is mean to me
I prefer when he's not.Why's
he gotta be like that?

have to blow dry hair
frown on it drying stupid
stupid, stupid hair.

head slammed into wall
Shinkuu will not let me smoke
value my lips though...

my roommate should wash
brushes his teeth, but no toothpaste
showers twice a week

love is big pussy?
directions on pixie stick
garuntee some sweet

Skiing On A Slope
Kennedy and S. Bono
"Watch Out Fot That Tree"

Please give me chicken
Please give me oil
Pee-Pee

suck suck suck suck spit
suck suck suck suck suck suck spit
suck suck suck suck spit

Three strikes and you're out.
Just three?! But I want four strikes
Sorry, pal. No such luck.

Tell you what I want
What I really, really want
No more Spice Girls' stuff

IT's Rap Haiku, It iS,
Words wiTh fuNk thAt, sKip and juMp,
That's rAp haiKu, iT is

8- stanza spamphlet
What is this strange word?
Etiology stings me

the cat sprayed the couch...
and the dog needs neutering...
another fine day

haiku; an art form
short, concise, a complete thought
in seventeen syl...........

Jesus spake "Let he
without sin cast the first stone.
Ow!!! Now stop that Mom !!!"

in out in out in
out in out in out in out
in out in out done

Pity the poor French
going nowhere since they cut
all the smart heads off

"Wait! I changed my mind!
I don't want to die for you."
Thusly spake Jesus.

Stucky the pig had
Happy fun life before shipped
To meat packing plant

What is all this shit?
I'm dying on a wood pole
For you? Selfish slut!

Ray, Stan, Gary, Mike
Clipper, Peehole, Clyde, Irving.
Males I have killed.

I am mister tough.
Witness my toughness. I sure
Be tough. Bow or die.

Beef is real food
Beef is for real people
Beef is your best friend

Sparks when rip off head!
Violence is fun, Taz says.
What can it be, hmm?

Roommate likes anus
Rats under fridge flip jolly
Dude give 'nother tab

KIDS TODAY
Dude dude dude dude dude
Dude dude dude dude dude dude dude
Dude dude dude hella

Trouble in badlands
I evil! Go kill! Unga
Splat landscape. Hungry?