Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 215 Days and 77130 Haiku later...

hell damn and bastard
can be spoken and no boobs
this here is PG
Haiku # 360, January 28, 1998 1:10 am ET
by ShINKuU 1 of DetrO, the lnd of milks and honeys
sitting on a girl
stupid thing, sit on me, girl
this is not stupid
Haiku # 359, January 28, 1998 1:07 am ET
by ShINKuU 1 of DetrO, the lnd of milks and honeys
John is mean to me
I prefer when he's not.Why's
he gotta be like that?
Haiku # 358, January 28, 1998 12:42 am ET
by Lo-low
have to blow dry hair
frown on it drying stupid
stupid, stupid hair.
Haiku # 357, January 28, 1998 12:35 am ET
by Lo-low
head slammed into wall
Shinkuu will not let me smoke
value my lips though...
Haiku # 356, January 28, 1998 12:33 am ET
by Lo-low
my roommate should wash
brushes his teeth, but no toothpaste
showers twice a week
Haiku # 355, January 28, 1998 12:23 am ET
by Shinkuu 1
love is big pussy?
directions on pixie stick
garuntee some sweet
Haiku # 354, January 28, 1998 12:18 am ET
by Shinkuu 1
Skiing On A Slope
Kennedy and S. Bono
"Watch Out Fot That Tree"
Haiku # 353, January 22, 1998 10:28 pm ET
by Togran_1
Skiing On A Slope
Kennedy and S. Bono
"Watch Out Fot That Tree"
Haiku # 352, January 22, 1998 10:28 pm ET
by Togran_1
Skiing On A Slope
Kennedy and S. Bono
"Watch Out Fot That Tree"
Haiku # 351, January 22, 1998 10:27 pm ET
by Togran_1
Skiing On A Slope
Kennedy and S. Bono
"Watch Out Fot That Tree"
Haiku # 350, January 22, 1998 10:27 pm ET
by Togran_1
Please give me chicken
Please give me oil
Pee-Pee
Haiku # 349, January 19, 1998 2:06 pm ET
by Shiloh of Toronto, Canada
suck suck suck suck spit
suck suck suck suck suck suck spit
suck suck suck suck spit
Haiku # 348, January 9, 1998 12:09 pm ET
by butthead of Jamesown, us
Three strikes and you're out.
Just three?! But I want four strikes
Sorry, pal. No such luck.
Haiku # 347, January 8, 1998 6:46 am ET
by Sean of London, UK
Tell you what I want
What I really, really want
No more Spice Girls' stuff
Haiku # 346, January 8, 1998 6:42 am ET
by Sean of London, UK
IT's Rap Haiku, It iS,
Words wiTh fuNk thAt, sKip and juMp,
That's rAp haiKu, iT is
Haiku # 345, January 6, 1998 9:53 am ET
by Cousin Al of North Vancouver, Canada
8- stanza spamphlet
What is this strange word?
Etiology stings me
Haiku # 344, January 4, 1998 6:25 am ET
by Kerry Patton of Missoula, usa
the cat sprayed the couch...
and the dog needs neutering...
another fine day
Haiku # 343, December 25, 1997 3:47 am ET
by don of olympia, usa
haiku; an art form
short, concise, a complete thought
in seventeen syl...........
Haiku # 342, December 24, 1997 11:21 pm ET
by don of olympia, usa
Jesus spake "Let he
without sin cast the first stone.
Ow!!! Now stop that Mom !!!"
Haiku # 341, December 24, 1997 11:15 pm ET
by don of olympia, usa
in out in out in
out in out in out in out
in out in out done
Haiku # 340, December 24, 1997 11:12 pm ET
by don of olympia, usa
Pity the poor French
going nowhere since they cut
all the smart heads off
Haiku # 339, December 24, 1997 12:44 pm ET
by don of olympia, usa
"Wait! I changed my mind!
I don't want to die for you."
Thusly spake Jesus.
Haiku # 338, December 24, 1997 12:40 pm ET
by don of olympia, usa
Stucky the pig had
Happy fun life before shipped
To meat packing plant
Haiku # 337, December 21, 1997 3:18 am ET
by Serjei Rachnid of I, CORN
What is all this shit?
I'm dying on a wood pole
For you? Selfish slut!
Haiku # 336, December 21, 1997 3:16 am ET
by Serjei Rachnid of I, CORN
Ray, Stan, Gary, Mike
Clipper, Peehole, Clyde, Irving.
Males I have killed.
Haiku # 335, December 21, 1997 3:16 am ET
by Serjei Rachnid of I, CORN
I am mister tough.
Witness my toughness. I sure
Be tough. Bow or die.
Haiku # 334, December 21, 1997 3:15 am ET
by Serjei Rachnid of I, CORN
Beef is real food
Beef is for real people
Beef is your best friend
Haiku # 333, December 21, 1997 3:12 am ET
by Serjei Rachnid of Duh, Boing
Sparks when rip off head!
Violence is fun, Taz says.
What can it be, hmm?
Haiku # 332, December 21, 1997 3:12 am ET
by Serjei Rachnid of Duh, Boing
Roommate likes anus
Rats under fridge flip jolly
Dude give 'nother tab
Haiku # 331, December 21, 1997 3:10 am ET
by Serjei of Duh, Boing
KIDS TODAY
Dude dude dude dude dude
Dude dude dude dude dude dude dude
Dude dude dude hella
Haiku # 330, December 21, 1997 3:08 am ET
by Serjei Rachnid of Duh, Boing
Trouble in badlands
I evil! Go kill! Unga
Splat landscape. Hungry?
Haiku # 329, December 21, 1997 3:07 am ET
by Serjei of Duh, Boing
Trouble in badlands I evil! Go kill! Unga Splat landscape. Hungry?
Haiku # 328, December 21, 1997 3:07 am ET
by Serjei of Duh, Boing
Bitch gave me an itch
Bought a motherfucking gun
Bitch is gonna die
Haiku # 327, December 15, 1997 5:10 pm ET
by Nathan Rapp
I got me a whore
Threw her up against the door
Pimpin' ain't easy
Haiku # 326, December 15, 1997 5:07 pm ET
by Nathan Rapp
Got a gun in hand
Motherfucking killing spree
Dare to come by me
Haiku # 325, December 13, 1997 2:19 pm ET
by Nathan Rapp of Norman,
This R2 has a
bad motivator unit.
I want my sun deck!
Haiku # 324, December 5, 1997 10:35 pm ET
by G
make sure that you leave
those br tags after each
line of your Haiku
Haiku # 323, December 4, 1997 2:38 am ET
by pretty polly
the pond is rippled
by the splash of his landing:
a naked fat guy.
Haiku # 322, December 4, 1997 2:34 am ET
by pretty polly
that dave guy is not
writing haiku. luckily
i have a pistol.
Haiku # 321, December 4, 1997 2:30 am ET
by pretty polly
wonderful pig
beckoning sweetly in the sun
rooting anyone?
Haiku # 320, November 14, 1997 8:20 pm ET
by Matilda of USA
Letter to The President
Nuclear disaster master baiter, hater of all things with wings like birds and turds.
HEY!Turds don't fly!
They do when they hit the fan man, so don't reach for the button or I'll be cuttin' off your finger; I'd like to
Haiku # 319, November 7, 1997 2:17 pm ET
by dave of Hell, Who cares?
They print anything.
Even the crap that I write.
How stupid are they?
Haiku # 318, November 7, 1997 2:14 pm ET
by dave of hell, Joe Mama
The frog will not splish
Til the Holy Toad of Death
thinks it's time to croak.
Haiku # 317, November 5, 1997 12:32 pm ET
by Michael Sheinbaum of King of Prussia, USA
So dumb the haiku
Ha, never to be finished
If you can't start it
Haiku # 316, November 4, 1997 3:44 pm ET
by L.R. Perez "JasonX" of Miami Shores,
See other email
Haiku # 315, October 29, 1997 10:23 pm ET
by Paul Nebauer of Darwin, Horse-trail-ya
Magnum
Soul cramp forty ounce
pissing laced tears, cigarette
filthy mouths swallow
Sinning songs above
he came inside me, somehow
sickly journeys past
Blunt shiver, deep sky
passion amidst mortal girth
Haiku # 314, October 29, 1997 2:15 pm ET
by Matthew Rodbro of Oxford, USA
Your web site is slow
Two hundred bytes per second
I'm signing off now.
Haiku # 313, October 23, 1997 5:58 pm ET
by dave of Hell, usa
McDonald's breakfast
Egg McMuffin and coffee
With a hangover.
Haiku # 312, October 23, 1997 5:54 pm ET
by dave of Hell, usa
From last night's partyA pool of drying vomitYou must clean it up.Rush Limbaugh nakedJumping on a waterbedLands on top of you.A hot humid dayYou step barefoot on a slugYour toes are slimey.
Haiku # 311, October 20, 1997 10:30 pm ET
by dave of Hell, usa