Bad Haiku
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27 Years, 362 Days and 77354 Haiku later...

He offered his honor
She honored his offer
For tha rest of tha nite
It was On her Off her
On her Off her......

Hey, we all know this one!!
Haiku # 402, March 20, 1998 12:42 pm ET
by Hey READ this::::: of in and out, sin city
He offered his honor
She honored his offer
For tha rest of tha nite
It was On her Off her
On her Off her......

Hey, we all know this one!!
Haiku # 401, March 20, 1998 12:41 pm ET
by hey BEN Dover of in and out, sin city
shit shit shit shit shit
damn damn damn damn damn damn damn
my zipper jambed
Haiku # 400, March 20, 1998 12:37 pm ET
by OUCHIE of fuck u, PPPPPBBBBBBTTTTTTTT
KNOWLEDGE IS POWER
ABSOLUTE POWER CORUPTES
BUT POWER CORUPTES
Haiku # 399, March 19, 1998 10:42 pm ET
by Haste of SYDNEY, JAPAN
"ODE TO SUPERFICIAL HIGHSCHOOL GIRLS"
Jenny eats dinner
and gets thinner and thinner
probably because she vomits
AFTER she eats dinner.
Haiku # 398, March 19, 1998 5:53 pm ET
by Brent of maple park, USA
i hate it when guys
think that they can order me
about; "Don't Bite!!Ouch!!!"
Haiku # 397, March 19, 1998 3:46 pm ET
by stick it in my mouth of don't bite!!! Calihornia, sex and love and knockin boots
the worms are crawling
through my brain, what's left of it
driving me insane
worms worms worms worms worms worms are eating my brain
when u wish upon the dirt it don't matter who you hurt
Haiku # 396, March 19, 1998 3:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
we wish that guys would
just not be shocked when we say
that we like to suck
Haiku # 395, March 19, 1998 3:39 pm ET
by "Chocolate" & "Kitten" of sex for free city with a side of haiku, the land where pigs are politicians
slide the strawberry
through the thick, sweet whipped cream and
put it in your mouth
Haiku # 394, March 19, 1998 12:24 pm ET
by strawberry of chocolate city, whipped cream fantasy
when you sit on a
frog make sure it's not a log
because you'll sqwash it
Haiku # 393, March 19, 1998 12:21 pm ET
by "Chocolate" of HOLLYWOOD, Money rules tha world
there once was a man
from nantucket who sat on
a bucket and said
Haiku # 392, March 19, 1998 12:18 pm ET
by "Chocolate" of shaker/cleveland, land of free/ home of retards
that shirt
oh that shirt
the shirt in the window
means so much to me
reminds me of childhood
how much does it cost?
Haiku # 391, March 18, 1998 9:09 pm ET
by brent of maple park, USA
WHORE
She walks streets at night
Selling herself for money
wishing she could stop
If you ask me what
I think of her and what she
does. I'll say "Don't ask."
Those who stick their nose
in other people's business
choose to
Haiku # 390, March 18, 1998 12:42 pm ET
by "Chocolate" of shaker/cleveland, usa
You graphical folk
Seem to have lots of free time.
Can I be one, too?
Haiku # 389, March 18, 1998 10:46 am ET
by Derek Robinson of Berkeley, USA
Big digital boat.
Androgynous teen idol.
Billions of dollars.
Haiku # 388, March 18, 1998 10:44 am ET
by Derek Robinson of Berkeley, USA
Monkeys are flying
Out of my butt. My big, round,
robust, rotund butt.
Haiku # 387, March 12, 1998 11:39 pm ET
by Sergei of NOW, NOW
This big, big, big room,
Has a bomb in it, somewhere.
GASP! *sweat sweat sweat sweat*
Haiku # 386, March 12, 1998 11:38 pm ET
by Sergei of NOW, NOW
Noose around neck! Whee!
Swim in razors and lemons!Whee!
Kill yourself! Wheee!
Haiku # 385, March 12, 1998 11:37 pm ET
by Sergei of NOW, NOW
You are all stupid
Only I write best haiku
Take long walk off pier
Haiku # 384, March 12, 1998 11:36 pm ET
by Sergei of NOW, NOW
Janis Janis
Janis Janis
Janis Janis
Were you Chandler's girl?
Haiku # 383, March 10, 1998 10:18 am ET
by Mr. Oz Adi of Tel-aviv, ISRAEL
Liza is funny
ahem! she's also green
no. it's not money
you better straiten your tail Mr.
Haiku # 382, March 10, 1998 10:14 am ET
by Mr. Oz Adi of Tel-aviv, ISRAEL
Hey there mister moth...
Don't like you, don'tlike your friends
Yup, I'minfested
Haiku # 381, March 10, 1998 12:37 am ET
by Tom Third of I think they live in my bed
Laying their moth eggs...
Make babies! Make more babies!!
Is their battle cry
Haiku # 380, March 10, 1998 12:31 am ET
by Tom Third of their motto is strength in numbers
Moths, congregating
More moths? More irritating
Die moths, I'm waiting
Haiku # 379, March 10, 1998 12:23 am ET
by Tom Third of there are moths on mycomputer screen
I finally moved
Andthe moths moved here with me
Kill! Die! Burn Moths Burn!!!!!
Haiku # 378, March 10, 1998 12:12 am ET
by Tom Third of mothville, Moths know no borders
my fingers are sore
been on the 'puter too long
my butt is sore too
Haiku # 377, March 4, 1998 11:38 pm ET
by Demon of Ri, US of A
Haiku, I miss you
Bad Haiku I miss much more
Janis nice web site too
Haiku # 376, March 3, 1998 5:54 pm ET
by Catharine Cameron of North York, Canada
HaNSoN REaLLy sUX da LiTTLE 1 iz A DOrK SuM 1 SHoULD KiLL em
Haiku # 375, March 1, 1998 8:34 pm ET
by AnGeLs1514
This page really sucks
And I want to sign off now
I've been on for days
Haiku # 374, February 27, 1998 4:33 pm ET
by GOdzilla of Lakewood, USA
stupid olympics
canada lost the gold
joe nieuwendyk missed
Haiku # 373, February 20, 1998 6:28 pm ET
by dave hodgins of Los Angeles, Canada
He offered his honor
She honored his offer
So for the rest of the night
It was on her off her
On her off her
Haiku # 372, February 18, 1998 8:40 pm ET
by Ben Dover of Smegma, USA
He offered his honor
She honored his offer
So for the rest of the night
It was on her off her
On her off her
Haiku # 371, February 18, 1998 8:39 pm ET
by Ben Dover of Smegma, USA
WHEN I WAS YOUNG IN A TREE
I REALLY HAD TO PEE
I WAS SILLY AS COULDBE
I JUMPED DOWN, RAN AROUND,
FELL DOWN,AND THEN I SKINT MY KNEE
Haiku # 370, February 16, 1998 8:58 pm ET
by DASHIKI
School's really boring
I enjoy sleepingand girls
More than Algebra
Haiku # 369, February 12, 1998 1:10 pm ET
by Tiger Woods of south bend, U.S.A.
Here's an idea
Why not make another site
Just about nothing
Haiku # 368, February 1, 1998 1:04 am ET
by NO_One of Toronto, Canada
This is just to see
If Janis actually
Ever reads these things.
Haiku # 367, January 30, 1998 1:01 am ET
by Adam of Tranna, Canada
THE TOILET IS CALLING
my colon is full
I wanna empty it but . . it stinks when i do
Haiku # 366, January 28, 1998 2:13 am ET
by SHINKuU 1
THE TOILET IS CALLING
my colon is full
I wanna empty it but . . it stinks when i do
Haiku # 365, January 28, 1998 2:09 am ET
by SHINKuU 1
PROS AND CONS OF EATING DISORDERS
I'm anorexic,
makes my afro look bigger
my pants are falling.
Haiku # 364, January 28, 1998 2:04 am ET
by SHINKuU 1
I'M SLEEPYbed calls to me
leave me alone bed
you just want my time

I want to play games
Tekken 2 is in John's room
he's down stairs, wAKE UP!

but, why is he mad?
why is he yelling, stop punk.
It
Haiku # 363, January 28, 1998 1:57 am ET
by ShINKuU 1 of DetrO, the land of milks and honeys
hell damn and bastard
can be spoken and no boobs
this here is PG
Haiku # 360, January 28, 1998 1:10 am ET
by ShINKuU 1 of DetrO, the lnd of milks and honeys
sitting on a girl
stupid thing, sit on me, girl
this is not stupid
Haiku # 359, January 28, 1998 1:07 am ET
by ShINKuU 1 of DetrO, the lnd of milks and honeys
John is mean to me
I prefer when he's not.Why's
he gotta be like that?
Haiku # 358, January 28, 1998 12:42 am ET
by Lo-low
have to blow dry hair
frown on it drying stupid
stupid, stupid hair.
Haiku # 357, January 28, 1998 12:35 am ET
by Lo-low
head slammed into wall
Shinkuu will not let me smoke
value my lips though...
Haiku # 356, January 28, 1998 12:33 am ET
by Lo-low
my roommate should wash
brushes his teeth, but no toothpaste
showers twice a week
Haiku # 355, January 28, 1998 12:23 am ET
by Shinkuu 1
love is big pussy?
directions on pixie stick
garuntee some sweet
Haiku # 354, January 28, 1998 12:18 am ET
by Shinkuu 1
Skiing On A Slope
Kennedy and S. Bono
"Watch Out Fot That Tree"
Haiku # 353, January 22, 1998 10:28 pm ET
by Togran_1
Skiing On A Slope
Kennedy and S. Bono
"Watch Out Fot That Tree"
Haiku # 352, January 22, 1998 10:28 pm ET
by Togran_1
Skiing On A Slope
Kennedy and S. Bono
"Watch Out Fot That Tree"
Haiku # 351, January 22, 1998 10:27 pm ET
by Togran_1
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