WalMart toy section.
You have to tickle Elmo.
When no one's looking.
by Guilty. And I'd do it again!
Better a monkey
than a pig any old day.
Bananas beat slop.
by Boots the Monkey
That's Dowager Feng.
Stop watching Kung Fu Panda.
Your dumplings are tough.
by General Tsao's Chicken
Making of haiku,
the Japanese poetry
based on conscision.
by Sorry, I have to cut this short. of That's what rabbis do.
Back to Empress Feng:
"Slay these monkeys before me.
Big-eyes smell so foul"
by Jade and Bronze of Celestial Kingdom
Allman brothers rock.
I do love that song "Blue Sky"
Also "Whipping Post"
by Butch Trucks of Boomer Music
Born a ramblin' man...
You do go on and on, sir.
About what, not clear.
by Greg Allman of Backseat of a Greyhound Bus
Collaborative
effort of homeless druggies
and a few demons.
by
Wait, what?! You read that?
Wow. Glutten for pun-ishment.
Rambled a bit much.
Thoughts?
by
yes, a friend, a good
friend redisovered ze pigs opus
discordian mandate
always did want to read it though
i thought DFs evil novel was interesting
by vhs
the blast from the past
smells nice, dusty or funk from
40 000 years pence?
by vhs of be kind, rewind, me back to my 1990s dorm room
yowsa, how's the nyan
crowd chilling in the bird ap?
nice to see you here?
by vhs of A can opener in my twitter life
something about grits
gives me the shits but i love
love love the stuff....broooown
sugar
by vhs
heck, I'm gonna need this
random website to pump out
more bad haikus, yeah?
by 179west of tempe, arizona, us, meow
nostalgia babe the
peak is the point, the perk it's
trendy bitches can
kiss my britches. ayuh
by vhs
Tool is past their peak.
Though "Lost Keys/Rosetta Stoned"
is up my alley.
Their new stuff is... meh.
A new band that wows would be...
more than refreshing.
by With the zombies we've become... I can't see it. of No one even practices these days. Too busy on FB, Twitter, and TikTok.
listen, all you have
to do is listen to a Tool
song, to see how
BAD it really is
rubber horsegirls, creepy klaus
adreno crome.
by vhs
damn it, they just keep
writing all the good poems
and me bitching on
by vhs
Covid is not the plague.
Human beings are the plague.
Mostly the poets.
Isn't it amazing that FarceBook and Amazon and TikTok and all the "Stay at Home -- Be Safe!" companies benefit... And where was it released? China.
And why are all these trillionaires running off to space?
Marijuana is now legal. Stoned people don't fight back.
Consume, consume, consume! Stores and restaurants understaffed. Everyone working at Amazon, Uber, and Door Dash.
Homeless population has exploded. And now look at this website. Some asshole is ruining it by not posting haiku. What a dick! The world is doomed.
by Bring on the Doom! of Fiji? Maybe a good idea!
Could Covid be one
of the final plagues on earth?
I sure hope it is. . .
by 7th Seal of 7th Angel
But seriously,
This mass Covid neurosis
has got to end soon.
by Go On and Die, Lemmings of Sheeple with Muzzles
If I could delete
all poems ever written,
that's what I would do.
by I love Big Brother
I want to erase
everything I've ever done
with nuclear bombs.
by Joe Biden
My Prayer.
Please kill Zuckerberg.
His Metaverse is too gay.
And Jeff Bezos too.
by Thank you for listening, Lord.
we're all "triggered" for
some reason or another
tough as they can get...
by vhs
I want to trigger,
I want to trigger them all.
I’m so sick of them.
by My Side of Global Haiku Conflict
It's good to pig out.
But we do it all the time.
So the world suffers.
And to celebrate
pig out to the n-th degree
on Thanksgiving Day.
by Because why not!
The Pilgrims were GOOD.
Columbus was GOOD.
Activists are BAD.
by Queen Isabel Aragon of Castile, Espana but damn site won't do the "enye"
I'll kick this world's ass
in seventeen syllables.
Just watch me do it.
by Fear Not of I Have Overcome This Haiku
I like Thanksgiving.
It's hard to commodify.
Indigenous feast.
by Russel Means of AIM
It's that time of year,
to overdose on eggnog
banging a turkey.
by What will you be having for Thanksgiving dinner?
"Identify this!"
Not a smart thing to say to
transgendered 'women'.
by They'll do more than identify it!
I identify as
someone who puts six syllables
in the first line of a haiku and then
since that first line is fubared
might as well just go with it and throw the rule book out the window.
by Right?
I identify as:
“shut up and leave me alone
since you are insane”
by New Paradigm of Klown World
I identify
as militant blak poet
Doctor LeRoi Jones
by Imamu Amiri Baraka of Jive-ass Troublemaker from Newark
Not a librarian?
I thought you were “Starkitten”,
a Scottish lassie.
by Intelligent Canine of Old TV Show
How triangular
that last haiku seems to be.
Maybe you noticed.
by Triangular groomed pubis with a hint of hair dye. of Makes me suspicious.
I...
Identify as
African American
though I'm just white.
by Inappropriate appropriation. of Tomorrow I'll be a lesbian in a man's body.
Whites are deficient.
Latinos went to the moon.
And wrote the Bible.
by Orale Vato of West Side Kingz
A frustrated lib.?
I'm not a librarian.
I do not like books.
by I watch 5 hours of Jerry Springer re-runs every day.
moved to silent house
keeping up with the joneses
oh, no way José
by Your Friend Til The End of Hack N Sack
Egyptians was blakk…
Aztecs and Vikings was too.
The rest is rayciss.
by Mobutu Sese Seko of Swiss Bank Account
Blax invented math.
Blax invented history.
The rest is rayciss.
by Frederick Douglas of 1883
Darth: frustrated lib.
Immigrants and Africans ? Yes, my heart bleeds too.
by We Needz Mo DIVERSITEE Here of Only Whites Is Rayciss
Do not bash Basho.
He smoke you out with hash-o.
Drink whiskey mash-o.
by Don't be an ash-ho to Basho.
Fixed Gear Bicycle
Cut-Offs and No Brakes, So Cool
Time To Fix Their Gnads
by Liller Basho of Uzbikeuhstan
I love me some fried
chicken and watermelon.
I mean who doesn't?!
by It's unfair that blacks have all the awesome stereotypes. of Being white is boring.
Rotten Hooligans
Loogies Anthropomorphized
Crack Rock Eulogy
by Lil Basho of U mom Haus
What we need are some
African American
haiku on this site.
by Just keep the Eskimos away! of Maybe some printable KFC coupons or extra large condom promos can lure them in.
Though stretched, Clark screeched through
infinitesimally
scraunched, scratched, though straight schlongs.
by That gaping hole reminds me of someone I know.
