the old man in the
corner of the website did
the best poem here.
by vhs
we go off into
a tomb eventually
eat the scroll and speak.
by vhs
we eat off china
made in china with other
things made in china.
by vhs
China won’t kill us.
They need us for their demand.
Don’t worry too much.
by Random Indian of Random US City
Gas prices aren't high.
The population is high.
China will kill us.
by https://nypost.com/2021/10/18/war-movie-about-defeat-of-us-army-tops-chinas-box-office/ of So pure and wholesome.
Turkey is awesome.
I can eat it all day long.
Nap and eat some more.
by Thankfully fully full.
ah, welcome back my
lovely bad poets, we have
a place again now
thanks Janis...seriously
by vhs of thanksgiving haiku, i know canada...october...
Turkeys are stupid!
Look up in the rain and drown.
And those gay feathers.
by Roast turkey for Thanksgiving.
Figgy Figsgiving
Fork over the puckered figs
Please, more gutter pigs
by Figteenth of Figuary
This is a test of
the haiku posting system.
This is just a test.
by Adam
It's way past time, friend.
Hang them with their intestines.
Start with Zuckerberg.
Then China's Pooh Bear,
Biden, Obama, and Trump.
All commies and Cher.
by Starkitten for Empress! of That would impress.
It is almost time
To rise and judge our leaders
For all their warcrimes.
by Smiley Dance of Don't Worry Be Happy
All non-haiku verse:
You shall regret your actions.
Admit to your crimes.
by People's Court of Syllabic Restoration
Everything has to stand for something and mean something. Abbreviated apocryphal acronyms acrobatically arbitrate arbitrary asinine augmented alphabetization.
FAITA
Fuck Acronyms In the Ass.
by It's all bullshit. Every bit of it. It's all meaningless.
FIVE stand for Gospels.
SEVEN stands for Pleiades.
FIVE stands for flavors.
by Divine Alchemy of Lower Mathematics in SpEd
Old Japanese man:
You need botox injection,
Yes, you. In corner.
by Honorable Elder of Shinto Temple of Botox
The Dancing Grannies:
All five of them was rayciss.
I'm Allah's vengeance.
by Darrell tha Rap Artist of Not Getting 15 Year-olds Preggers fo awhile
The House of Gucci
Go ga-ga for some hoochee...
Lady G? Who she?
by Most Perceptive Cine-art Review of Our Time
Hey Mister Chester:
Your mommy's a molester;
Hope they arrest her.
by Mask-wearing Juju Witchdoctor of Gambia, Dancing to Village Drums
Chester you dumb bot.
Go swim in the Gambia.
Don't get your chip wet.
by I Heart Banjul of Write Haiku You Dolt
Excuse, that I can not participate now in discussion - it is very occupied. But I will return - I will necessarily write that I think on this question.
by Chestervoina of The Gambia
Waukesha Darrell:
His favorite Hendrix song is
"Crosstown Traffic". Yup.
by Tiretrax All Across Your Back
One thousand dollars.
That's the price to kill someone
and then be set free.
by Remember that! You might need it.
Write some cutting verse.
Like about cutting yourself
You big old gay blade . . .
by Zorro the GLBTQ Haiku Activist
These rotten verses
even a dog will not eat
yet you devour.
by And ask for seconds.
May a large poodle
rape your nostrils while you sleep
in drunken slumber.
What a way to go.
Suffocated by dog spooge.
And single malt scotch.
by Just joking. Relax. of Take a deep breath. And fart... oh, you strained too hard. Go change your pants.
Don't you get sick of
this five seven five bullshit?
It's so meaningless!
by Cockthistle.
Had your little fun ?
Went through the whole alphabet?
Please don't start numbers...
by Twenty-six Ways to Bore me to Death
This five seven five
shit is too arbitrary.
Fuck Basho's ash-ho.
by Y'know?
a b c d e
f g h i j k l
m n o p q
r s t u v
w x y and z.
now I'll start again.
by next time won't you sing with me?
Zebadiah zaps
zipperhead zoophilia
zigzagging zebras.
by Zinedine Zidane
Your yucky yarbles
yielding youthful yearnings
yellow yolk yogurt.
by Yolandi
Xena's XXX
xenophobic xenomorph
x-rayed Xavier.
by Xie Xingfang
Wascawy wabbits
wound witless white warmongers
wearing women's wigs.
by Wil Wheaton
Very vacuous
vaginas vacuumed vacant
via vogue valve vents.
by Vivienne Vavoom
Ugly underwear
undulates under udders
utterly undone.
by Ultimately Usain
Tiny tits torn to
ten tantalizing tidbits
terrorize Tampa.
by Tina Turner
Oh please, just stop. Please!
Go back to bathroom humor . . .
anything else please.
by No More Alphabet Games
Syllable slamming
snotty salamanders shy
Slyly sideways, Sam.
by Sylvester Stallone
Rancid ribbed rubbers
ruined Ruth's ravioli
retrospectively.
by Ryan Reynolds
Quietly question
queer queens queefing quirkily
quipping qubits.
by Quintillus
Niggardly nasties
nip nine nifty nipples now
nullify nothing.
by Nad Nostril of Noops Nedited
Pissing putrid puke,
prole puppies pound pink pussy
pomegranate pie.
by Prince Phillip
Oh, ostrich ova
obscure omnivorous orbs'
odd oscillation.
by Ozzy Osbourne
Niggardly nasties
nip nine nifty nipples now
nullify nothingness.
by Nad Nostril
Mister Megabyte
mastubates marsupials
milking mad mothers.
by Moth Man
Your algorithm
or alliteration-bot
Is a great big bore.
by ABCDEF yawwwnnn of Truly Bad Haiku
Lactating lamas
lick lollipops lazily
languishing lastly.
by Lucy Liu
Karen's kangaroo
kicks koalas' kelp kababs'
kilocalories.
by Kim Kardashian
All toilets are white.
Hey now, that's being racist!
We need black toilets.
by Crabby-cunt Karen of Multicolored toilet movement for liberated bowel movements
