All your haiku's suck
suck your no good grandmas butt
And thats my main point

I drink beer from a skull
I'm a Dane from Biscayne
who feels no viking shame

I gave the grocer
the money and then stabbed
him in the nuts. Ouch.

We Call my sis "ANG"
It is short for Anglea
I do not know why

A thought went through my
mind, briefly. The next day it
bit me on the nose.

I am now bleeding
Self mutilation is cool
I have many scars

I have a big gun
Very loudly it goes bang
you are now quite dead

My baby left me
She ran off with some dumb guy
Who ironed his shirts

I hate to iron
So I buy those wrinkle-free
White shirts at The Bay

This is far too bad
to be called a bad Haiku.
It is simply shit.

Headlights project yellow
circles on dark black asphalt
State Trooper in trunk

The alarm goes off
As my head begins to ring
I reach for my ADVIL

price check isle seven
is that the line i am in
damn! it has to be

i stand in the line
at the local wal-mart store
i wait patiently

And here is the cat!
wearing dust and crappy rocks
he walks on my face.

Thank you o thank you
For your super haiku page
It brings me great joy

Tubby polar bears
do not drink Coca-Cola
but they will eat kids

people who can't count
as high as five or seven
should not write haiku!

Brave Moonlight Sails thru Storm
clouds, but I was busy
watching David Letterman

The Rain Drips Slowly
A Sad Face At the Window
The Years are Hidden

The Rain Drips Slowly
A Sad Face At the Window
The Years are Hidden

Night before Christmas:
There's no stirring in the house;
Even the mice sleep.

And what is realty?
It's the buying and selling
Of houses and land.

Middle of winter
I think I am a snowflake
Or maybe I don't

Hot, wet sultry night
odor of musk assail the nose
peed my pants again

Manly features caught,
jumping fences higher than high
primal scream springs forth

People laugh alot
reality is funny
I cannot get caught

People laugh alot
reality is funny
I cannot get caught

Doberman's teeth snap
biting butt cheeks' supple flesh
primal scream springs forth

Hello from the West
I had fun visiting you
Hope to talk again

just for the fun o'
it. I'll remain in this place
or elsee I'm cabbage.

A bad po em is
one thing. A bad Hai ku adds
up to sev en teen

It's been awhile since
I submitted a Haiku.
So then here is two

man with a gun
shoot me in head
oh, the pain!!!

Lack of Breast
As the laser points and bullet enters your breast
your breast, you scream. Pieces of breast
fall in my mouth. Rather chewy.

Haiku removed at author's request.

She was small, white, round
Like that perfumed piece of soap
In the urinal

Cigarette butt caught in
urinal's screen, still,
here I drain the lizard

GRRR
i pity you fool
grrRR

Our Sweet Lord who conquers all
He loves you too, babe.

Dried salt on my windshield
oriental brush strokes
made by heavy road equipment

Hawks hover, soar, pose above
stark winter tree,
no liquor sales till noon, Sunday

Old people drive so
slowly that I want to hit
them upside the head

darkness surrounds me
again the dumpster my friend
stupid mafia

I love the women
The women love me so much
I have gone crazy.
(Sean done knew that!!!!)

I am thinking now
I can't think of a good word
to end this haiku.

In the dark of night
I heard a scream of terror
From the girl next door

The cool blue bobcat
Running swiftly the forest
Looking for some food

Donny was sleeping
In His bedroom late last night
Because He was tired

The car would not start
So I kicked the dumb thing twice
I hurt my big toe