entropy vs penis?
chaos vs order?  death, life?
moral systems, duh?
by vhs of 42, the meaning of life is a zen statement 
 
			
Because we support communism.
If you don't believe it, look on all the products you buy.  Where are they made?  We buy them b/c we are greedy capitalists, and their products are cheap.  And this isn't a haiku!
Oh, look what you made me do.  Look what you made me do.... I forget the rest of that song.  Proudly.
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Evil versus good.
But what do they even mean?
Not sure they are real.
by We're all evil. Just look at what we have done... of What we do, and what we will do.  Keeps getting worse. 
 
			
why is communism
being promoted so strongly
by the media?
by vhs
 
			
Momma always said,
"Evil is as evil does."
Have some chocolates.
by Forrest Figpucker
 
			
Nascar castration.
Nastration Castrol oil.
Castor bean toxins.
by Nerve gas bomb Indy 500. of Good idea!  Woke balls. 
 
			
that's true, but if smart
people do not take the cue
of honor from them
the bad guys will rule
over them and do bad things
so it's not dumb so
much as "evil" folks
by vhs
 
			
How can it be that
stupid people have power?
The answer's simple.
Smart people don't want it!
by Read your Douglas Adams books again.
 
			
nascar has leaders
that promote social justice
get woke, castrate self
by vhs
 
			
its the end of the
world or the big fuck up at
a new beginning.
by vhs
 
			
you know those with the
power are often stupid
how do they get it?
by vhs of why am i trying to be fair? 
 
			
I'm calling grandma.
"You have reached grandma. Press one..."
For Christ's fucking sake!
by The main problem with the world today.
 
			
The problem is that
everyone wants to be heard
but will not do shit.
by Shit is what is needed.
 
			
plan 9 haiku from
outer space with bad spelling
lets go lugosi
by vhs
 
			
years ago i did
not realize i would artitiulate
my thoughts here
by vhs of i was very angry at this place 
 
			
The gold is in there,
deep inside your filthy guts.
Who will retrieve it?
by Miner for a Darth of Gold of Hollywood, Redwood 
 
			
Where's the gold hidden?
This town isn't big enough
for the both of us
by Shootout of Ol' Willow 
 
			
Ready for Jesus
If you knew he was coming
would you bake a cake?
by Choice of Angel Food or devil's food 
 
			
Apocalypse Pro
These Jim Bakker Food Buckets
double as latrine
by Buckets of Doom 
 
			
Those other three months
A Dogeater centerfold
Foamy wave. Nude seagull.
by Noticer of Something for everyone 
 
			
Hey Darth -- can you dance?
I bet you are so clumsy . . . 
But I might be wrong.
by Good Foot of I Likes to Move It Move It 
 
			
vhs, featured
August,February, June
(Poetic poses)
The Australian guy
January, March, July
(A peek Down Under)
Saved the best for last
October, November and
red hot Darthcember
by A purr of by the fireplace 
 
			
Men of Bad Haiku
New for 2022!
All Nude Calendar
by $9.99  of make cheques payable to Starkitten  
 
			
Figpucker, are you there?
Is it Darthlight Savings time?
Give us more haiku
by Darthlight  of outselling Fleshlight  
 
			
Is it possible?
Did you find the hidden gold?
War crimes and mai tais.
by Put the lime in the coconut. of cure for covid, aids, ebola, and bored feet. 
 
			
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by LarryNeerb of Colombia 
 
			
Starkitten coked-up:
thought she was D. Figpucker
living on the Rez...
by Philip Pino of Luzon 
 
			
"Crud's" a bit vague,
but if unidentified,
what else to call it?
by blahblahblah
 
			
Things you find in beards.
toast crumbs, spit, lint, germs, dead skin
soup residue, debris, crud
by Anonymous of North Pole 
 
			
Christmas is cancelled
because my greasy balls itch.
See you next year, folks!
by Santa Claus of North Pole 
 
			
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by Antoniogeh of Armenia 
 
			
Just letting you know
I haven't slept in 2 days
Not even catnaps
by Starkitten
 
			
The world makes no sense.
But Bad Haiku DOES make sense.
Totally makes sense.
by Guy With Face-paint of Clown World 
 
			
You're only elite
if you can evade taxes
and snort lots of coke.
by Otherwise you're just some chump with money.
 
			
That movie "To Live"
By Zhang Yi Mo is so great.
You should see that film.
by CCPC  of VIRUS 
 
			
Elite trick or treat
smell my feet, give me something
very good to eat.
by If you don't, I don't care; of I'll pull down your underwear. 
 
			
I'm finding the folks
who call themselves "elite" on
a stupid power 
trip.
by vhs
 
			
well you know when you've
shown you haven't smooched death for
well since 2011
there's a larger world
with power hungry leaders
rumored to perverse
DF is just...DF...
by vhs
 
			
Looking back on life,
I've not done one thing that's good.
Not one fucking thing.
by Hell awaits. of The sooner, the better. 
 
			
But...
I did what I wilt.
Unlike the flowers I grew.
They wilted badly.
Unlike... Oh, never mind.
by  
 
			
Drive, drive, drive your car 
Gently down the street. 
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, 
Life is such a treat.
by Colemanalest of USA 
 
			
Revving up junk cars
All night piling furniture
Meth heads get shit done
by Perks  of being a poet in rezidence 
 
			
These may be roof rats
They certainly aren't reindeer
(no jingling of bells)
by Noticer  of The plight of starkitten 
 
			
Get off that rez, chief.
I got some wampum for ya.
And big firewater.
by San Carlos Apache of White Mountain AZ 
 
			
Darth, you were so nice
to old Moxie/VHS
when he returned here.
by You Are a Weak Satanist of Do What Thou Wilt 
 
			
No rug-chewing jokes.
And none of that "Brandon" stuff.
We am enlightened.
by Here at Haiku Heaven of Rotten Dog-eaters 
 
			
What did you say there . . . 
Rattus Norvegicus? Hmmm.
The Stranglers album?
by No More Heroes of Dagenham Drive 
 
			
I need some long johns
It's cold around the diggings
I like the look, too
by Noticer  of style rezminiscent of A Clockwork Orange 
 
			
Is a war coming?
Proof that China released covid
intentionally.
by All it would take.
 
			
Eat the podium.
You stupid black and white bear.
It's made of bamboo.
by Bamboo Bimbo