Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78007 Haiku later...
Has your town been overrun by e-scooters?
Call 1-800-SCOOT-RID today!
Illegal aluminum recycler professionals you can count on.
Haiku # 73378 November 8, 2021 7:25 pm ET
by Seriously!
What would you like for
my next haiku to be on?
How about stop lights?
Haiku # 73377 November 8, 2021 6:06 pm ET
by That could be fun!
The Wall St. Journal
ran an article on stuff
that you shouldn't buy.
Haiku # 73376 November 8, 2021 6:02 pm ET
by Gotta catch 'em all!
Have you ever read
Emily Post's Etiquette?
It's captivating.
Haiku # 73375 November 8, 2021 5:59 pm ET
by Even better than TikTok!
He drew a circle.
Next to that he drew a square.
Then a triangle.
Haiku # 73374 November 8, 2021 5:49 pm ET
by Getting into shape.
Entropenis?
Sound like a catheter brand name.
Probably made in China.

If you put a catheter up your nose you can douche out your nasal cavity and beat a covid RT-PCR test. 1 liter water, 3 large spoons iodized salt, 1 spoon baking soda, 1 spoon baby shampoo, 10 drops of 10% iodine solution.
Haiku # 73373 November 8, 2021 12:49 pm ET
by Fun times!
By supporting communism, we give them money to promote communism. Remember when the USSR fell... that was artificial. Get us to let our guard down. My opinion. Could be wrong.
Haiku # 73372 November 8, 2021 12:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
entropy vs penis?
chaos vs order? death, life?
moral systems, duh?
Haiku # 73371 November 8, 2021 12:43 pm ET
by vhs of 42, the meaning of life is a zen statement
Because we support communism.
If you don't believe it, look on all the products you buy. Where are they made? We buy them b/c we are greedy capitalists, and their products are cheap. And this isn't a haiku!

Oh, look what you made me do. Look what you made me do.... I forget the rest of that song. Proudly.
Haiku # 73370 November 8, 2021 12:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Evil versus good.
But what do they even mean?
Not sure they are real.
Haiku # 73369 November 8, 2021 12:39 pm ET
by We're all evil. Just look at what we have done... of What we do, and what we will do. Keeps getting worse.
why is communism
being promoted so strongly
by the media?
Haiku # 73368 November 8, 2021 12:38 pm ET
by vhs
Momma always said,
"Evil is as evil does."
Have some chocolates.
Haiku # 73367 November 8, 2021 12:37 pm ET
by Forrest Figpucker
Nascar castration.
Nastration Castrol oil.
Castor bean toxins.
Haiku # 73366 November 8, 2021 12:34 pm ET
by Nerve gas bomb Indy 500. of Good idea! Woke balls.
that's true, but if smart
people do not take the cue
of honor from them

the bad guys will rule
over them and do bad things
so it's not dumb so

much as "evil" folks
Haiku # 73365 November 8, 2021 12:34 pm ET
by vhs
How can it be that
stupid people have power?
The answer's simple.

Smart people don't want it!
Haiku # 73364 November 8, 2021 12:32 pm ET
by Read your Douglas Adams books again.
nascar has leaders
that promote social justice
get woke, castrate self
Haiku # 73363 November 8, 2021 10:36 am ET
by vhs
its the end of the
world or the big fuck up at
a new beginning.
Haiku # 73362 November 8, 2021 10:25 am ET
by vhs
you know those with the
power are often stupid
how do they get it?
Haiku # 73361 November 8, 2021 10:24 am ET
by vhs of why am i trying to be fair?
I'm calling grandma.
"You have reached grandma. Press one..."
For Christ's fucking sake!
Haiku # 73360 November 8, 2021 8:17 am ET
by The main problem with the world today.
The problem is that
everyone wants to be heard
but will not do shit.
Haiku # 73359 November 8, 2021 8:15 am ET
by Shit is what is needed.
plan 9 haiku from
outer space with bad spelling
lets go lugosi
Haiku # 73358 November 7, 2021 11:54 pm ET
by vhs
years ago i did
not realize i would artitiulate
my thoughts here
Haiku # 73357 November 7, 2021 11:47 pm ET
by vhs of i was very angry at this place
The gold is in there,
deep inside your filthy guts.
Who will retrieve it?
Haiku # 73356 November 7, 2021 7:56 pm ET
by Miner for a Darth of Gold of Hollywood, Redwood
Where's the gold hidden?
This town isn't big enough
for the both of us
Haiku # 73355 November 7, 2021 7:26 pm ET
by Shootout of Ol' Willow
Ready for Jesus
If you knew he was coming
would you bake a cake?
Haiku # 73354 November 7, 2021 7:22 pm ET
by Choice of Angel Food or devil's food
Apocalypse Pro
These Jim Bakker Food Buckets
double as latrine
Haiku # 73353 November 7, 2021 7:19 pm ET
by Buckets of Doom
Those other three months
A Dogeater centerfold
Foamy wave. Nude seagull.
Haiku # 73352 November 7, 2021 5:20 pm ET
by Noticer of Something for everyone
Hey Darth -- can you dance?
I bet you are so clumsy . . .
But I might be wrong.
Haiku # 73351 November 7, 2021 3:56 pm ET
by Good Foot of I Likes to Move It Move It
vhs, featured
August,February, June
(Poetic poses)

The Australian guy
January, March, July
(A peek Down Under)

Saved the best for last
October, November and
red hot Darthcember
Haiku # 73350 November 7, 2021 2:44 pm ET
by A purr of by the fireplace
Men of Bad Haiku
New for 2022!
All Nude Calendar
Haiku # 73349 November 7, 2021 1:59 pm ET
by $9.99 of make cheques payable to Starkitten
Figpucker, are you there?
Is it Darthlight Savings time?
Give us more haiku
Haiku # 73348 November 7, 2021 1:54 pm ET
by Darthlight of outselling Fleshlight
Is it possible?
Did you find the hidden gold?
War crimes and mai tais.
Haiku # 73347 November 7, 2021 1:02 pm ET
by Put the lime in the coconut. of cure for covid, aids, ebola, and bored feet.
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Haiku # 73346 November 7, 2021 8:46 am ET
by LarryNeerb of Colombia
Starkitten coked-up:
thought she was D. Figpucker
living on the Rez...
Haiku # 73345 November 7, 2021 7:29 am ET
by Philip Pino of Luzon
"Crud's" a bit vague,
but if unidentified,
what else to call it?
Haiku # 73344 November 7, 2021 6:23 am ET
by blahblahblah
Things you find in beards.
toast crumbs, spit, lint, germs, dead skin
soup residue, debris, crud
Haiku # 73343 November 7, 2021 5:16 am ET
by Anonymous of North Pole
Christmas is cancelled
because my greasy balls itch.
See you next year, folks!
Haiku # 73342 November 7, 2021 5:02 am ET
by Santa Claus of North Pole
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Haiku # 73341 November 7, 2021 2:30 am ET
by Antoniogeh of Armenia
Just letting you know
I haven't slept in 2 days
Not even catnaps
Haiku # 73340 November 6, 2021 10:08 pm ET
by Starkitten
The world makes no sense.
But Bad Haiku DOES make sense.
Totally makes sense.
Haiku # 73339 November 6, 2021 9:52 pm ET
by Guy With Face-paint of Clown World
You're only elite
if you can evade taxes
and snort lots of coke.
Haiku # 73338 November 6, 2021 6:43 pm ET
by Otherwise you're just some chump with money.
That movie "To Live"
By Zhang Yi Mo is so great.
You should see that film.
Haiku # 73337 November 6, 2021 6:43 pm ET
by CCPC of VIRUS
Elite trick or treat
smell my feet, give me something
very good to eat.
Haiku # 73336 November 6, 2021 6:40 pm ET
by If you don't, I don't care; of I'll pull down your underwear.
I'm finding the folks
who call themselves "elite" on
a stupid power

trip.
Haiku # 73335 November 6, 2021 5:41 pm ET
by vhs
well you know when you've
shown you haven't smooched death for
well since 2011

there's a larger world
with power hungry leaders
rumored to perverse

DF is just...DF...
Haiku # 73334 November 6, 2021 5:26 pm ET
by vhs
Looking back on life,
I've not done one thing that's good.
Not one fucking thing.
Haiku # 73333 November 6, 2021 3:24 pm ET
by Hell awaits. of The sooner, the better.
But...

I did what I wilt.
Unlike the flowers I grew.
They wilted badly.

Unlike... Oh, never mind.
Haiku # 73332 November 6, 2021 3:20 pm ET
by
Drive, drive, drive your car
Gently down the street.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is such a treat.
Haiku # 73331 November 6, 2021 3:01 pm ET
by Colemanalest of USA
Revving up junk cars
All night piling furniture
Meth heads get shit done
Haiku # 73330 November 6, 2021 12:26 pm ET
by Perks of being a poet in rezidence
These may be roof rats
They certainly aren't reindeer
(no jingling of bells)
Haiku # 73329 November 6, 2021 9:13 am ET
by Noticer of The plight of starkitten
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